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The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 13 July 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney What a great looking day today was… Great looking because I was out of action inside, with my leg elevated for most of my waking hours. But I could see that there was a small wave around, not too good looking  though, with […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

The Goat’s Surf Forecast Surf forecast issued Thursday 6 July 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney Conditions looked pretty today with lovely looking long period though not big swell, brushed by the offshore wind. But looks can be deceiving… The waves at the places I saw were straighthanders, resulting from the straight banks neatly lined […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

The Goat’s Surf Forecast Surf forecast issued Thursday 29 June 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney TG keeps saying “Hot” anytime anyone says something remotely interesting. I asked why? He’s very mixed up because he’s been so cold lately, he has started to associate anything that’s Cool, with making him feel bad. So instead of […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

The Goat’s Surf Forecast Surf forecast issued Thursday 22 June 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney TG says he’s back from up north but not really… (??) I think the cold air is addling his tiny brain. Smallish, about 1 metre or less, and cold today so only those few who don’t have feelings were […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 25 May 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney Today was supposed to be sunny and 23, instead it was mostly cloudy and cool, but conditions looked pretty with a light offshore making it sort of glassylike. A few out at different spots but no one was really catching waves. Mostly sitting […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

TG’s Surf Forecast Surf forecast issued Thursday 18 May 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney Feeling the cold wind at places exposed to it today, I’m convinced that some people have no feelings, or have ice in their veins. While I was sensibly wearing multi-layers of insulation, I saw two punters  (two only) – good […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

The Goat’s Surf Forecast Surf forecast issued Friday 12 May 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney What a rip snorter of a day today (Friday) was. Sunny all day..Warm air from late morning to after the middle of the day when a cool Northerly started to chill the air in the shade. Waves around with […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 4 May 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney The surf is currently pumping at places that like dead South swell and is not suitable for beginners, unless you can find a spot at one of the sheltered South corners. Otherwise, it’s only for the fit and experienced… And it’s dark right […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

The Goat’s Surf Forecast Surf forecast issued Thursday 27 April 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney Fab day weatherwise today (Thursday), even had some waves for those agile enough to catch ’em. Water is clear and warm enough for a swim if you can find a safe spot.. lots of channels from the previous surf […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursy 20 April 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney When the weather goes like it was today, after memories of nice sunny days, TG starts moping around… That’s when I gently remind him with a megaphone to his ear: Wake up to yourself!! It won’t stay like this forever! He’s very sensitive. […]