"Stay happy and you'll be perfectly fine" - Jack Norris

Goneski.

That pulse of swell we had yesterday was as short and sweet as a chuppa chup. There’s nothing more Australian as slopping on some zinc cream and heading to the beach though and you may just find some left over swell on the lower tide. In case there’s no swell keep a heavy laden esky […]

Swell….ish.

Some movement at the station from the weak southerly last night. Bronte reef not bad and protected from said southerly. Tama quite good but nipper’s surf carnival ruining any chance there. Bondi has a few options, cosy corner the pick. All about shoulder high from the south.

Gimme shade.

It doesn’t matter that there is no swell yet again today. You will still need your board for shade walking from your car and sitting on the beach. It’s just too hot!!! (6 months ago I was complaining about it being  just too cold!!!)

Flat as a Tracks magazine.

No surf but this. “Skim board report”. Bronte and Tama too deep. Bondi has a good long and ankle deep shore line in the middle. Maccas if you have a skim board made by Hummer.

Reflection.

Remember when we were small and the surf was no good we’d body-surf the shore break, getting “barrelled” and having a total body exfoliation, risking spinal injury and laughing so hard when we got up having more sand in our hair than hair? It’s too small to even do that today.

Small, weak and beautiful.

Nothing good to report about the surf but still worth a trip for a swim. Great day at the beach. Spent the day up the northern beaches yesterday. Geez you guys have it good up there. More selection than a trip to the fish markets!

I hope surfing is like riding a bike.

It’s been a while, now let’s see, paddle, push up, tuck legs under, get an edge…..Some waves at Bronte and Tama this morning, just a wind swell but waves all the same. Bondi flatski though swell due east. Bronte reef fun to waist high and summer reef at Tama up to chest high. Tama beach […]

7 surfers from Bondi to Bronte!!!!!!!

Imagine if the surf was really good and there were only 7 surfers from Bondi to Bronte. Well half of that dream is true today. I think I’d prefer some surf and heaps of surfers to this rubbish.

Save your sickies.

There’s a bit of swell getting into my lot but the wind is pushing it over like a school bully pushes over the school pushover. Bronte reef the most protected and not bad to waist high. South Bondi’s cosy corner worth a look depending on the tide you can score it at. Maccas and Tama […]

Worth a swim but no surf.

Great day but no surf. Looking at the photos up top Narrabeen is going off compared to my lot. There’s blue bottles too so beware. If you have a mate with a pool grab a slab, put the cricket on the radio and crash his place.