"Stay happy and you'll be perfectly fine" - Jack Norris

Narrabeen Rpt

LOCAL SIGHTING OF ENDANGERED SPECIES, Narrabeen 7am 23.1.9. A man, apparently standing upon & riding a surfboard, has been photographed at Narrabeen Bch this morning. The NPWS are keen to speak to the man, since they claim this activity has not been conducted at any Sydney beach for over a month. An EPA spokersperson said the prolonged flat spell was threatening local surfers’ natural habitat, and consequently many had left the Sydney area in search of sustenance. PB from Realsurf was heard to comment “That’s not a wave. That’s a joke”