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Surf report

Swell has dropped..NE wind picking up.. More rain lokely..water ordinary. .lone boogie rider out

You could surf this morning – if you’re keen

Hello Friends, This morning sees marginal but not flat conditions at protected stretches. There’s about a metre of 8-sec east wind swell out at sea and the wind is lightly NE under mainly cloudy skies. The Collaroy to Narrabeen stretch looked pretty junky but it was showing chest plus wave faces on sets. When I […]

Surf report

Very ordinary.. Showers Wind cuŕrently 30-50kph SE.. BoM has large surf warning today and tomorrow Swell 3.3 m offshore SE but only 8.5 seconds so not enough period for much too get into sheltered southern corners..so waves at beach around 2 metres or so open beaches smaller in sheltered corners but messy. Don’t bother. Best […]

Not a nice morning for Sydney

Hello Friends, Pretty much un-delightful in Sydney this morning. 20-30 kts of southerly is smashing up 2 and a bit metres of straight south junk. The weather radar is showing a heap of rain offshore and some showers along the beaches as I write this. And that’s in line with the forecast which puts the […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 16 March 2017:  Seven day outlook for Sydney: I hate to say it, but the current outlook is for similar or a variation on more of the same… Showers (or two), onshoreish wind (or fresh southerlies for variety), choppyish short period waves and generally rubbish… with an occasional patch of blue sky, […]

Surf report

It’s howling onshore ENE, NE..cloudy occasional showers heavy at times. .choppy messy surf. Not even worth a pic. Don’t add to traffic probs..stay indoors or in your local coffee shop.

Spots that like NE wind the go

Hello Friends, What’s with the rain Sydney? Is it ever going to stop? Looks like the forecast was right for this morning. Wind’s NE at around 15-20 kts and swell is 2.7 metres from the NE at about 9 seconds apart. Exposed spots like Collaroy are smashed up, but protected corners, like over the bridge […]

Surf Report

Arvo update Onshore fully..ENE E wind 30-40 k s Really only for ths superkeen

Junky east wind swell on onshores this morning

Hello Friends, This morning sees junky onshore conditions thanks to 20-25 kts of E-ENE wind and about 1.5 metres of 7 second east wind bump. For connoisseurs of onshore slop, it looks as though there are a few waist to waist and a bit faces to be found at the most exposed spots. But for […]

Windblown slop

North Narrabeen was offering nothing but windblown slop at 7am, under mostly grey skies.