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The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 14 March 2024: Seven day outlook for Sydney Ah the variety of weather available to Mother Nature, means that she can do what she likes! You humans can try to predict what she might do, using your fancy computer modelling stuff, but she’ll make up her own mind. The Big Swell […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 7 March 2024: Seven day outlook for Sydney TG didn’t see anything much good after the southerly came thru today.. only saw one desperate out. Outlook is not too exciting. particularly with more wind changes expected by the Bureau. But keep your hopes up and your eyes open and you might […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 29 February 2024: Seven day outlook for Sydney Everyone’s hot and tired..so just give em the Facts The Facts are It’s hot and steamy and it’s nighttime in Sydney right now… And it reminds me of a time long ago in Luanda Angola.. except back then there was the added discomfort […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

The Goat’s Surf Forecast Surf forecast issued Thursday 22 February 2024: Seven day outlook for Sydney Crash..murmurmur, crash..murmurmur.. in the still night air~ TG mumbled ‘The Sea is strirring’ as he went off to dreamland last night.. So I sent him out when he got up later in the day, to have a look. Not […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

The Goat’s Surf Forecast Surf forecast issued Thursday 15 February 2024: Seven day outlook for Sydney A dull day can lead to dull thoughts..But not for TG!! Yaay He said: Quickest/ Easiest forecast for a long time~~~~~ Friday thru Thursday: around 1-1+ metres East~~~~~~~ One Goat’s Yaay can be another Person’s Dull. The choice is […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 8 February 2024: Seven day outlook for Sydney Messy rubbish today… not worth commenting on. We’re getting the tops of a series of Highs bringing onshore wind and showers and cool breezes from way out… and the outlook according to the Bureau looks like that will continue for a bit. Ever […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 1 February 2024: Seven day outlook for Sydney Hmmm interesting, TG said… And ???>>> Let’s go with this …was all he muttered>>> Friday: around 1-1+metres at places open to the South and starting to come up from way down south after having crossed the Bight and turning left Saturday: say maybe […]

The Goat’s Aussie Day Weekend Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 25 January 2024: Seven day outlook for Sydney It’ll be warmer tomorrow, TG informed me. Then he got excited and said “Heey, the forecast max temps for most of the days after Australia Day are the same as the dates!.. Max temp 27 on the 27th, 29 on the 29th, 30 […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 18 January 2024: Seven day outlook for Sydney Our roving reporter reported when he was roving, that the surf this arvo looked pretty ordinary. But hey look…the weather’s warm, we’ve had some rain to clear the air, people are pretty chilled.. so what if the surf’s a bit ordinary. There are […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Friday 12 December 2024: Seven day outlook for Sydney TG woke up with a start.. What day is it?… Light onshore, possible shower or two, sunshine, humid, onshore breeze, smallish to medium waves, warm water, This humid weather is very nice for chillaxing in the shade with the gentle breeze… and promptly […]