"Stay happy and you'll be perfectly fine" - Jack Norris

Dee Why: Slip, Slap, Sloppy

Might want to give Palm Beach a miss for a while:

http://www.smh.com.au/environment/whale-watch/whale-carcass-washes-up-at-sydney-beach-20110823-1j7fx.html

At Dee Why, a few now and again waist-high mushballs but generally it looks like this: