"Stay happy and you'll be perfectly fine" - Jack Norris

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 10 August 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney The run of sunny, cool days with mostly light winds is soon coming to a finale according to the Bureau.. to be replaced from the weekend onwards by a run of showery, cooler days with mostly light winds. The surf outlook is small […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 3 August 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney A beaut day weatherwise with some waves early on, left over from yesterday. These gradually decreased in size through the day. The Surf Outlook is mostly small, but with various days of Light winds forecast there might be a little fun wave to […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 27 July 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney TG lives in his own little world.. in his head.. at times. I said OK what’s it look like? And he replied without too much thought: In a Word>>> Weatherlooksnicewaveslooksmallbutcouldbeokforfunattimes. Hmm.. I suggested perhaps he might elaborate a little on this long word…So […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 20 July 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney Hey hey there were waves today~~~~~~~ Pretty as a picture on Thursday with 2, 2+ metre 11 second SSE swell, and hardly any wind. The sky was blue and the sea was too… Only for the fit and experienced to immerse themselves in, […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 13 July 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney What a great looking day today was… Great looking because I was out of action inside, with my leg elevated for most of my waking hours. But I could see that there was a small wave around, not too good looking  though, with […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

The Goat’s Surf Forecast Surf forecast issued Thursday 6 July 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney Conditions looked pretty today with lovely looking long period though not big swell, brushed by the offshore wind. But looks can be deceiving… The waves at the places I saw were straighthanders, resulting from the straight banks neatly lined […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

The Goat’s Surf Forecast Surf forecast issued Thursday 29 June 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney TG keeps saying “Hot” anytime anyone says something remotely interesting. I asked why? He’s very mixed up because he’s been so cold lately, he has started to associate anything that’s Cool, with making him feel bad. So instead of […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

The Goat’s Surf Forecast Surf forecast issued Thursday 22 June 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney TG says he’s back from up north but not really… (??) I think the cold air is addling his tiny brain. Smallish, about 1 metre or less, and cold today so only those few who don’t have feelings were […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

Surf forecast issued Thursday 25 May 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney Today was supposed to be sunny and 23, instead it was mostly cloudy and cool, but conditions looked pretty with a light offshore making it sort of glassylike. A few out at different spots but no one was really catching waves. Mostly sitting […]

The Goat’s Surf Forecast

TG’s Surf Forecast Surf forecast issued Thursday 18 May 2023: Seven day outlook for Sydney Feeling the cold wind at places exposed to it today, I’m convinced that some people have no feelings, or have ice in their veins. While I was sensibly wearing multi-layers of insulation, I saw two punters  (two only) – good […]